Fueling Newspaper Sales

U.S News & World Report writes about new technologies that would turn old throwaway items, including used newspapers, in to fuel.

"University of Central Florida professor Henry Daniell has developed a groundbreaking way to produce ethanol from waste products such as orange peels and newspapers," the report states. "His approach is greener and less expensive than the current methods available to run vehicles on cleaner fuel -- and his goal is to relegate gasoline to a secondary fuel."

So one slogan could be "All the News that's Fit to Fuel Your Car." Maybe not. -- Joe Strupp